Chemistry Jokes

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."

Indeed true. Hydrogen atom will become a Proton (H+)
when loses an electron and becomes positively charged.

Chemistry Jokes

Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive."

Indeed true. Hydrogen atom will become a Proton (H+)
when loses an electron and becomes positively charged.

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Chemistry Jokes

Here is a coulple of interesting Chemistry Jokes that i would like to share with you.

Chemists are the *cleanest* people you'll ever meet...

they wash their hands even *before* they go to the restroom!

Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

A: H-two-O-CUBED

Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?

A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe

Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!

Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?

A: Seawater

Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?

A: CoRnY

Q: What is the dullest element?

A: Bohrium