Here is a coulple of interesting Chemistry Jokes that i would like to share with you.
Chemists are the *cleanest* people you'll ever meet...
they wash their hands even *before* they go to the restroom!
Q: If H-two-O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H-two-O-CUBED
Q: What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?
A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
Q: What is the name of the molecule CH2O?
A: Seawater
Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY
Q: What is the dullest element?
A: Bohrium
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